Friday, December 1, 2006

cold, snowy afternoon

It's Friday, and I have a headache. I hate headaches.

I had a thought last night, and after a bit of mulling I feel it developed into a brilliant idea. Not for me though. I'm single, and this idea is for couples. So all of you happy (horny) couples out there, this is for you.

Imagine you're a guy. Guys, this shouldn't be too hard. Girls, um, deal with it. You're going about your day as usual, and you get a text message from your girlfriend. She's asking for a verb. You reply with "shag." A few minutes later she's back, this time asking for an adverb. "Vigorously." This continues for some 20 minutes or so, at which point she suddenly disappears. You're left speechless -- having given all of your words away -- and confused to boot. "What the hell was all that about?" you may be asking yourself. Puzzled, you carry on with your day.

The payoff comes the next time you get online. In your email, waiting for you, is an email from your girlfriend containing the adult mad-lib you helped to create! So then, the next time it happens, you know you have something to look forward to the next time you check your email! Doesn't that sound like fun? What better way to spice up an otherwise regular day, plus you also get to feel a little dirty knowing what the two of you are up to.

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