That's right, you heard me! I officially am reverting to the man (so to speak) I was back in the good ol' days. Oh yeah, that's right: Asexual Dave is back kiddos! Sexual Dave was nothing more than a misguided attempt to broaden my horizons. And now it has become a failed attempt. I am taking myself off the market and placing myself back outside the traditional definitions of gender.
So all of you throngs of thonged thetans who are desperately wanting me – you can just suck it! (Not in the sexual way.) In fact, to further dissuade you from my door, take this:
2 comments:
it's too bad that photo is actually good. I think that it does not help your case in the slightest.
Of course, you know now that they will come crawling out of the woodwork. Women 5 blocks away will feel your passing and be drawn to your unavailability. It's just the way these things work. :)
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