office perils

Damnit, I can't find a comfortable combination of settings on this damn chair this damn morning, and it's damn well pissing me off. Why did they have to give me a chair with variables? If the chair had one setting, BAM, I'd be fine with it. Emeril style baby. But no. The damn thing has to offer variety, meaning that I'm always going to assume there's a setting out there more comfortable than the current spine-crippler.

Damn them all.