back to the roots

That's it. It's over. It's all over. The great experiment of our (my) time has reached its completion. It's been a long, annoying road, but worth it I feel. Worth it to find out where I truly need to lie in my life. The days of Sexual Dave are at an end.

That's right, you heard me! I officially am reverting to the man (so to speak) I was back in the good ol' days. Oh yeah, that's right: Asexual Dave is back kiddos! Sexual Dave was nothing more than a misguided attempt to broaden my horizons. And now it has become a failed attempt. I am taking myself off the market and placing myself back outside the traditional definitions of gender.

So all of you throngs of thonged thetans who are desperately wanting me – you can just suck it! (Not in the sexual way.) In fact, to further dissuade you from my door, take this: